President Trump’s comms team tweeted this out earlier today:
This is being done under the auspices of “America doing so well under Republican leadership.”
In the last century of the Roman republic, there was a practice called ambitus: illegal canvassing that included cash, gifts, banquets, and games in exchange for votes.
Most people in the replies are saying this is a bribe, it’s a distraction from the Epstein Files, that you’re screwed whether you vote Republican or Democrat, and some people are joking that they’ve already spent the money.
Last month I was reminded of the fact that average household credit card debt in American is somewhere around $9k. If you have two adults in your household, you have a decent chance of paying your credit card debt off if Epstein-Republicans win the midterms.
These are the midterm odds as of October 3rd, 2026:
Looks like the Dems will sweep.
Seems as though the “powerhouse economy” that Trump keeps touting isn’t enough to sway voters. If you missed my previous article on my reasons for staying home for the midterms, here’s gigantic picture link you can click on.
Staying Home For The Midterms
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Sep 29
I’ll confess: I have no plans on voting in the midterms.
The last time I got a kicker check from Trump, I put it into Bitcoin.
My estimate at getting ahold of a $5k check from Trump in a couple months is at approximately .2% odds. I was supposed to get a DOGE kicker check, which never happened and Trump famously lied about. There was another kicker check in there, I think from tariffs but the SCOTUS is a demonic womyn tribe (thanks to Trump’s blundering picks) and no good came of it. I think the corporations just pocketed the money — yet another wealth transfer out of Middle America.
I’d like to list the good things the Trump II Administration has done:
-Southern border is closed
-catch-and-release was ended
-Federal DEI ended
-LNG permitting sped up
-Alaska energy opened up
-BBB locked in 2017 individual rates + standard deduction
-no tax on tips
-300,000 Federal civilian “employment” phased out (military numbers are way up)
-withdrawal from W.H.O. and funding pulled from U.N.
This is basically it. There are a few extras but these are the main accomplishments of Trump II.
Apart from the border being closed and energy opening up, this is a terrible list.
And besides, Trump/Bibi/Rothschild are burning through so much oil in an optional energy war that none of the domestic energy production opening up has mattered one iota. Plebs get high gas prices. The banker military gets to burn through gas at like $2.00 a gallon.
On immigration: Obama bagged and deported more illegals. Trump loves illegals if they work for lobbies that have given him money.
At least he’s not threatening American citizens with F-15’s like Biden did.
There’s no doubt in my mind that America would be radically shittier right now under a President Kamala Harris. There would be ebola outbreaks and Lizzo would have drunkenly barfed at a Kamala rally into Abraham Lincoln’s top hat. Israel would still be getting everything handed to it on a silver platter. And China would probably have landed troops in Canada or some crazy shit. At the very least, Taiwan would have been taken by now, although that is of exceedingly little import to me. You’d also see crazed, drugged Africans on every street corner wearing Red Cross backpacks like you did under Biden. And Pewdiepie would be putting Bjorn in full face makeup in addition to the dresses he’s already putting him in.
Is the $5k bribe worth it?
The Republicans appear to have no path to midterm victory, so why sully your conscience with another Trump cheap trick?
If Trump offered $5k to every REPUBLICAN VOTER and their children, regardless of midterm outcome, I’d be sending my mail-in ballot in right farkin’ now. But Republicans aren’t that audacious.
Watch as Democrats proceed to do this very same thing once they retake the White House: they will pay people simply for voting, the SCOTUS will spin around like a dizzy kid at a birthday party playing pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, and then Dem voters will cash in their $5k checks on legal weed, concert tickets, and other stupid stuff because their rent will be free and they’ll all be on SNAP. Conservatives will be IRS’ed Obama Style. The left plays to win. The right is just a branch of the left. The real right is using the crap out of its free speech option currently.
Trump ruling through spurious executive fiat and borrowing a top flight Rothschild legal team to find every grey area that can be abused simply sets the precedent for Democrats to be wildly more effective by smashmouthing their way to direct totalitarianism. Biden simply disregarded the opposition and went for it until Trump squadded up with Bibi and Miriam and Biden had to relent. Bigger guns were brought to bear. The Dems will learn from this and simply outgun Bibi and Miriam. They’re currently chimping out to try and tease out someone who is more ruthless and moneyed than Bibi. So long as Middle America suffers terribly as the outcome, you can find an internationalist patron to turn you loose like a rabid dog, even if it’s just a short-term, controlled chaos scenario.
Yesterday I saw Matt Gaetz, famously critical of Israel and almost Trump’s A.G., go to bat for Jared Kushner:
Let’s see if the Dems get in and subpoena Jared Kushner, who has possibly the worst physiognomy of all time for anyone above a $10k net worth. It’s as if the moment you step into power, into elected office, there are death threats made your way and you will be called on once in a while to dance to the pied piper’s tune. Disappointing to see Gaetz go to bat for Kushner but that’s how it is with power. It’s like you become stamped by the office you hold. Some sort of demonic seal passes over you. I understand why Gen Z guys are going deep undercover and hiding their power levels like crazy but I have chosen the more earnest, and consistent, path of stumping for peaceful parenting and Bitcoin.
That picture of Elon Musk with the black eye at the White House the day after he tweeted that Trump was in the Epstein Files made the rounds recently. If you want to profit from the Regime, the Regime will take a pound of flesh from you.
I do believe that people who vote Republican in these midterms will be doing themselves harm. You cannot possibly endorse what these people have been doing the past two years. They’ve vaporized so many innocent people.
Alright, I think that’s enough politics talk for now. Thanks for making it this far.
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