The Elijah Schaffer/Sarah Stock Cheating Scandal

Sometimes people’s programming is horny.

I may miss some of the details here so treat this article as an exercise in theory as opposed to a scientific study of forensic exactitude.

Earlier this week, the dissident right was rocked by a cheating scandal between Elijah Schaffer and Sarah Stock. Elijah was married to some Jewish-Australian lady and has two kids with her. Sarah Stock is/was married to a Catholic man and their union was blessed by the current pope.

This is the main line that people are repeating on X about Sarah:

And this is generally the drift with Elijah:

Elijah is responding to allegations by doing a Charlie Sheen “tiger blood” impression:

I think it’s funny that the indication here is that Elijah knows there is at least one dick pic of him floating around on the Internet.

Milo Y. posted audio of Elijah tearing his wife a new one, apparently in a voicemail. Who knows. And who knows what her side of it is.

Sarah Stock has probably quit the Internet for good. Elijah Schaffer said he’s shopping around for podcast appearances and will likely try to clear his name or something to this effect.


My take:

I haven’t seen anyone actually mention who is most affect by this – Elijah’s kids. My Mammon brain is like, “Yeah, well duh. Scroll the timeline, this is boring.” My cool longboarder well-slept brain goes, “Heehee, think of the kids!”

Heal the world, make it a better place.

Cheating, which happens between two consenting adults without the consent of an attached adult or two, is an attack on the family unit. So is taxation. So is inflation. So is mass migration. But cheating is a special kind of abuse because it is a betrayal of trust. Children are particularly vulnerable to adult instability. They have no ability to overcome a severance between parents. In fact, they internalize it deeply and tend to have personality challenges the rest of their lives.

All that suffering for a few minutes horniness between two consenting adults.


The only interactions I’ve had with Elijah Schaffer were to bully him for being effeminate and shifty back in late 2020 during the Million MAGA March and then in latter 2025 via DM’s where I apologized to him for being mean five years earlier.

Elijah don’t be gay, I was saying.

2020 was my nuttiest year. Lots of wildness was in the air. I maintained and continue to maintain that the 2020 election theft was the end of political freedom in the world. I believe the 2024 election was “unstolen” – which is itself a form of stealing. I didn’t cast a vote in the 2022 and 2024 elections and I do not plan on giving anyone my vote in 2026.

Elijah hit me with a Cernovichian talking point that was such an aside that it kind of confused me and got me to back off. I chuckle now thinking back on that interaction. I was like a wrecking ball back then but I had these little moments of self-restraint that would come through.

Now, if anything, I have to kind of stir the pot to even get myself to post anything to social media. I’m so happy and effective in my personal life that I have to remind myself to try and find a way to get others going on that.

When Sarah Stock came on the scene a couple years ago, I thought, “Here comes trouble again.”

People are programming.

I will repeat this until I’m blue in the face…and then some. When people have no self-knowledge, there is no alternative. They will act out their programming. Some people get programming that prepares them to be popular and successful as adults. Some people get programming that makes them neurotic and self-destructive. And everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

What programming do you see here?

I saw sadness, loneliness, a need for attention, and a certain ambition.

And that’s precisely what played out.

If people rarely smile, it’s because they’re unhappy.

In Elijah, I saw hypersexuality, a tendency to go outside the lines, and strange patronage. I believe Elijah took some of that early feedback I gave him, when he was new to the game and I reviewed a couple videos of his, and molded himself into a more socially acceptable version of himself. He lowered his voice. He cut the effeminate stuff. I mean this happened like the same week I did an “analysis” video of him.

I’m not crediting myself with his success. He has many talents!


As I’ve said before, when the moral philosophers get tossed or chased out of movements – all forward progress ends. This happened on a big societal level in 2018-2019. This was when myself and others experienced the most censorship and open attack.

Now I’m just kept relatively shadowbanned and can only break out if I say something that plays on popular resentments.

When I was in a will to power, everyone I ever tangled with has turned out to have some kind of destructive streak. This is because I am self-correcting. Sure, I have been in error. I have done wrong. But I identify it and correct.

98% of people in the West don’t do this. As a self-correcting person, you just bump into it wherever you go. You are impeded if you linger. You’re like that squirrel I mentioned in the last article who just wants to get on with important work but can’t because of the bootheel on its tail.

You won’t let me drive progress forward?

You won’t listen when I speak on the family?

Fine, enjoy the battlefield without moral philosophers. Go rut it up like the pigs you are. You probably won’t even notice yourself become consumed by your resentment and self-hatred.

The naivete of life before that massive hammer coming down in 2019 had its charms. Traction was real. It was so beautiful. Now everything is upside down. Incentives all backwards. Wickedness rewarded.

Free spech! AI tried!

If influencers don’t want to speak on or practice self-knowledge, they’ll maroon themselves on the rocks like a billion others have before.

I learned so many lessons in late 2020 and early 2021. I lingered because I hadn’t processed everything fully. That tends to happen when you’re engrossed with other things.

A hard landing is coming.

I’m hoping there’s a bit more time.

Imagine being a kid and seeing your parents divorce. Imagine the time just getting sucked out of the room. Instinctively, you know a bunch of wealth has been destroyed. Wealth compounds, so an array of choices is gone forever.

The death of free speech in 2019 and the election being stolen in 2020 have precluded us from the beautiful upside we once had.

Boomer horniness for ill-gotten gains from bankers has divorced America from reality. There is no return. There is only skiing downhill as the avalanche builds steam.

I wish you well in this endeavor.

I wish Elijah, his ex-wife, his kids, Sarah, her husband/ex-husband the best in this endeavor.

“Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.”


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