The world is too full of interesting people and it’s time for us to lower social consciousness so that boring people become the norm. Here’s a list of ways to become more boring: -Spend all of your free time reacting to other people on social media.-That voice that pops in your head to talk to…
Imagine America has been taken over by a network of hostile agents. They have seized and redirected all of the resources in the economy to further fund their criminal empire. They have demeaned and subjugated the fighting age males. The birthrates of the nation have been kicked off a cliff. The future is grim because…
Due to modern expectations, social pressures, the sinking ship that is the modern economy, and a bunch of other stuff, women tend to get into a huff about things. Watch out! She’ll bowl/bull you over. The most aggressive drivers I have ever encountered have been women in business casual clothing with a coffee cup from…